Hullo all! So I decided it would be delightfully amusing to have a quotes page. Interesting, witty, brilliant quotes I've read or heard will be collected here for your viewing pleasure...a totally selfless endeavor. I have no ulterior motives whatsoever. Having all said witty quotes together in one place for my convenience hasn't even crossed my mind...
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"Dora, Dora, Dora, the explorer...in Chinese."
~ My brother's thoughts on Ni Hao Kai Lan
"Uh-oh."
"Lemme guess, there's a huge waterfall up ahead."
"Yep."
"Sharp pointy rocks at the bottom?"
"Most likely."
"...Bring it on."
The Emperor's New Groove
"Did you huff a pound and trip to Mars?" Zelda from Living Cathedral
"Stop F**king, flirting!" Amanda Feinstien (I think that's her last name) Hamlet rehearsal in the 7th grade
"You don't deserve Jesus."
~young black woman to other young woman acting a fool
"I know how to use my weapon of love..."
~Clara
"You have the intelligent of a peanut."
~ Ben
"You aren't wired right."
~Leo
"Are you leaving James?"
"No. I thought he was leaving--
"I thought HE was leaving..."
~awkward silence ensues~
"Cool {w}hip"
~Stewie
"That boy ain't put together right..."
~Sandy or Spongebob Squarepants
"Never trust a skinny chef."
~Aunty Helen
"You look like you're goin' though some things..."
Darius
"I wouldn't wish a thesis on my worst enemy."
Trinel Torian
"You know clinical studies suggest that watching Jersey Shore makes you stupider. Actually."
- my youngest brother's response to Jersey Shore Shark attack.
"A thing happened...and I don't understand..."
Casey Hampsey
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